All Asians are either really smart or Know some sort of Kung Fu and star in hit action movies like Cradle to the Grave and Rush Hour in which they kick white bread ass throughout the whole movie. Those smart Asians grow up trying to fit in but instead annoying the hell outta the klick there trying to join by repeating the only exciting moment in their life of the week over and over again and also trying to but into every conversation with something they think pertains to the subject at hand but really donít know what there talking about, but its ok considering there going to grow up to become the head of some major system or foreign car company with white bread hicks doing the dirty work in the factories while his Asian companions are sitting there skinny asses at computers in air conditioned offices making 200k a year for typing a couple words every once and a while.
Lets go down a step on the smarts chain to the Whites who come in a rainbow of categories. Whites fall under: white bred hicks
Inbred white trash hicks
Lets start with white bread hicks, who are basically the southern wheat farmers who aint to bright and speak with a aksent.
The white trash are the honkies who live in the one junky house in the suburbs with at least one overturned rusty car and a lawnmower in their front yard and a dump in the back, also speaking with an aksent of an uneducated rooster.
The inbred white trash hicks are a n abomination of nature, living out in the country, breading with their brother and or sister accidentally producing offspring of the retarded nature. Usually have some rusty old farm equipment on their front lawn and a grain bin pool out back
The English, my favorite. The English are passive aggressive, live in townhouses, somehow producing a lot of cash while working seemingly bad jobs, never committing a crime any worse then a drive by slapping or theft of a sugar packet from the cheese cake factory. Bush lovers
Canadians are gay.
The working class work hard for a living making 50-75k a year. Usually part of a union and go on strike at least once every five or so years.. Want to kill That bastard Bush
Cheep asses who wouldnít spend a dime on something they did not need if there life depended on it, the Catholic way of life is starting to die out considering they are all above 70. Avid Bush haters, lets get their votes in before they turn to dust.
And Ghetto. The Ghetto whites love Eminem, live in the ghettos, speak smack, wear their pantís waist down under their ass and like big butts. Usually hate bush. Vanilla ice did not sample Queen even though they sound exactly alike.
Im tired of typing right now so I will continue my article at a later date
Up and coming topics: Jews, Indians (the kind with the dot on their head), African Americans, and more!